hit me in the balls




hi, i'm izi. i fancy five boys in this group called
one direction. you may have heard of them.
i have particularly strong harry styles feels.

i only follow 1D blogs, sorry ;~;
i track icatnippedharrystyles.

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Happy 19th Birthday Niall Horan !

Happy 19th Birthday Niall Horan !


Happy 19th birthday Niall! xx

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Happy 19th Birthday Niall!

Happy 19th Birthday Niall!

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Happy 19th birthday Niall!

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maritzcrackers: higginigga-horan: you mess with Payne, you get Payne. LOLOLLL.

maritzcrackers:

higginigga-horan:

you mess with Payne, you get Payne.

LOLOLLL.


God creating Harry Styles
  • God: Hey, how about we try to make a perfect human?
  • God: First, we need a whole lot of puberty
  • God: Now let's pour in some attractive..
  • God: Oops, there goes all of it, okay then
  • God: Lets throw all my singing angels in there too
  • God: Just a dash of awkward and some nerd
  • God: .. Maybe that was a little too much
  • God: Oh whatever
  • God: FUCK THERE GOES MY WHOLE CUP OF OLD MAN
  • God: Looks like this one is going to like golfing and listening to music older than he is
  • God: Let's stir it up to make his hair curly
  • God: How about making everything on his body disproportionate?
  • God: I think yes
  • God: Eenie, meanie, minie... green eyes, there we go
  • God: Maybe something to make people laugh too
  • God: *Gives nose*
  • God: *Gives nipples*
  • God: Well I think I had too much fun there

ziampromptosaurus:

cheeryandbroody:

x

OH MY GOD THE LICKING IS SO CLEAR. I DIDN’T SEE THAT THE FIRST TIME AROUND. THIS IS NOT OKAY. THIS IS NOT OKAY. THIS IS NOT OKAY. THIS IS PORN OH MY GOD.


omg poor niall LOL

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